Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Janice Dickinson hooked on plastic surgery.



MOTORMOUTH Janice Dickinson used to binge on booze and drugs - now she’s hooked on plastic surgery.

It all started out with an op to fix a BUNION.

Since then the legendary American supermodel has had Botox, a boob job, breast lift, eye bag removal, eyelid surgery, cheek implants, jowl removal, brow lift, tummy tuck and collagen implants.

It all started out with an op to fix a BUNION.

Since then the legendary American supermodel has had Botox, a boob job, breast lift, eye bag removal, eyelid surgery, cheek implants, jowl removal, brow lift, tummy tuck and collagen implants.



Janice, 52, said: “Suddenly, there seemed to be nothing that a good doctor with a sharp scalpel and a clever payment plan couldn’t help with. My t*ts were the obvious next stop.”

Ex-lover Sylvester Stallone helped out and Janice revealed: “Sly passed out new boobs like they were gifts just for hanging out with him.

“Having this work feels like redecorating your house - you buy a new couch, and the carpeting looks rubbish. So you put in new fixtures. It never ends!”
Janice, 52, said: “Suddenly, there seemed to be nothing that a good doctor with a sharp scalpel and a clever payment plan couldn’t help with. My t*ts were the obvious next stop.”

Ex-lover Sylvester Stallone helped out and Janice revealed: “Sly passed out new boobs like they were gifts just for hanging out with him.

“Having this work feels like redecorating your house - you buy a new couch, and the carpeting looks rubbish. So you put in new fixtures. It never ends!

source: The Sun

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Crap article, why repeat every paragraph twice, can't you think of something with more substance to write..

Anonymous said...

Ex-lover Sylvester Stallone helped out and Janice revealed: “Sly passed out new boobs like they were gifts just for hanging out with him.

Anonymous said...

Ex-lover Sylvester Stallone helped out and Janice revealed: “Sly passed out new boobs like they were gifts just for hanging out with him.